Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Dekalb County Part 2...This Time, The Students

I don't know how many of you read the comments that are posted to my blog entries, but the other I was talking to the man out in Frisco and he said to me: "some student in Dekalb County is pissed at you man!" Huh? It seems that a Dekalb County student found their way to my blog and read my entry entitled "Congratulations to the Dekalb County School System." Now, as touched as I am that a person that I don't even know somehow came across my rants and thought enough of me to respond, I was also a little insulted. Not because this person clearly disagreed with my opinions, but because they decided to deface my page of brilliant thoughts, ideas, and shit with the ignorant ass writings of some pimply faced juvenile, or somebody pretending to be a juvenile. Either way, allow me to retort. first, the comment, in it's entirety.

Anonymous said...
"FIRST OFF I AM A STUDENT AT MILLER GROVE HIGH SCHOOL AND MILLER GROVE IS ONE OF THE BETTER SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTY. THIS ONE INCIDENT DOESN'T MAKE OUR SCHOOL ANY WORSE THAN ANY OTHER. THE TEACHERS AT OUR SCHOOL ARE DOING THINGS TO ENSURE THAT WE GRADUATE DOING THINGS TO ENSURE THE SUCCESS OF THE STUDENTS THAT SO MANY OTHER SCHOOLS AREN'T. MAYBE THESE TWO TEACHERS DIDN'T EVEN DO WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN ACCUSSED OF SO TO SPEAK ILL OF THEM, THE SCHOOL, OR THE COUNTY IS NOT ONLY WRONG BUT STUPID. EVEN IF THE ACCUSATIONS ARE TRUE I DON'T THINK THAT REFLECTS THE VIEWS OF THE COUNTY OR THE SCHOOL ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THAT THIS HAS OUTRAGED A LOT OF PEOPLE. I THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THINGS THEY DON'T HAVE ALL OF THE FACTS ABOUT. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IF YOU MET THEM YOU WOULD ALSO SAY THAT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT THE ACCUSATIONS WERE TRUE. BOTH OF THESE TEACHERS CARED AND TRIED TO HELP US. DEKALB COUNTY IS A GREAT SCHOOL SYSTEM WITH SOME GREAT TEACHERS AND SHOULDN'T BE PUT DOWN BECAUSE, OF THE ACCUSATIONS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT AGAINST TWO PEOPLE. THAT'S 2 OUT OF THE 1540 OTHER COUNTY EMPLOYESS."

OK so many things jump out at me you dumb ass piece of shit. You started out yourcomment saying 'first off' but never got to 'second off!' 'First off' isn't even an actual phrase. What you meant to say was 'first of all' but you clearly are too stupid to know that in order to have a first you have to have a second, and maybe a third, fourth, fifth, etc...how ever many points you have to make, that's how you count them. Now, I also have to teach you about stating facts and opinions. I call myself Mr. Opinionated which is a clear indication that everything on my blog is opinion and not to be confused as fact. You say that Miller Grove is one of the better schools in the county. Based on what? I mean c'mon, that's basic English Composition. You state an opinion and then you follow it up with supporting ideas. How the fuck do I know it's one of the better schools in the county? Because you said so? If indeed it is, you're not doing it much justice at all with your writing. Either the school is fucked up or you are. Which one is it? Well, you already decided that for us. You said the school is one of the better ones in the county so, I guess you're all fucked up.

Your next statement: "THIS ONE INCIDENT DOESN'T MAKE OUR SCHOOL ANY WORSE THAN ANY OTHER." Not only is that a poorly written sentence, I never said it did make your school worse than any other. I think all the Dekalb County schools are screwed. In fact, I said that Miller Grove was supposed to be the flagship school of the system, so if the teachers at Miller Grove are putting their dicks in 17 year old girls, imagine what's happening at shit holes like Avondale. I don't know...maybe teachers are marrying girls as soon as they walk across the stage for graduation. One can only assume I guess.

Next. "THE TEACHERS AT OUR SCHOOL ARE DOING THINGS TO ENSURE THAT WE GRADUATE DOING THINGS TO ENSURE THE SUCCESS OF THE STUDENTS THAT SO MANY OTHER SCHOOLS AREN'T." One again, this sentence doesn't even make any damn sense and it's a run-on. What could the teachers at that school possibly be doing to ensure that you graduate, that other schools aren't doing? You act as if you all are doing Graduate School work in there. It's high school you idiot. I and many others graduated from high school after sleeping for two years. It's not that hard. If the teachers have to do all kinds of special things to make sure you graduate, I think you might want to visit a Sylvan Learning Center or something. That's sad. But since the teachers are so committed to your success, when you go into school tomorrow, tell them that you don't know how to use punctuation or capitalization and I'm sure they will hop right on it and get you squared away.

Ok, the funniest thing you said: "I THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THINGS THEY DON'T HAVE ALL OF THE FACTS ABOUT." Welcome to America dummy. It happens everyday. Get used to it. Clearly you have not been exposed to enough.

There was a lot more stupid stuff in there, but you closed it with a real gem. "DEKALB COUNTY IS A GREAT SCHOOL SYSTEM WITH SOME GREAT TEACHERS AND SHOULDN'T BE PUT DOWN BECAUSE, OF THE ACCUSATIONS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT AGAINST TWO PEOPLE. THAT'S 2 OUT OF THE 1540 OTHER COUNTY EMPLOYESS." My post actually mentioned three, not two, and I could personally hand you 14 more. That would be 17 out of 1540. Would that be enough to make you realized that there is a prolem? Probably not. See, you're young and stupid and when you are young and stupid you tend to latch on to ridiculous things like a school system or a school. You yell dumb shit like "put your hood up" and claim Police Zones instead of communitites like that's something to be proud of. I advise you to grow up. Learn to support something meaningful. Find yourself a good charity, non-profit, or adopt a child from a third-world country if you really want to believe in something. Get your head out of your ass and realize what happened here and I promise that you will be much better for it. There, in 10 minutes I just taught you more than you could have ever learned at that school. You can thank me in the comments section, since I know you like to go there.

1 comment:

Setta B. said...

You are hilarious, and I have to agree with you one most, if not all, of your points.