Monday, May 14, 2007

I'll Make A Deal With You

All of you punk ass rappers, male and female, seek out these girls and give them a good talking to. You hear the way they keep calling each other bitch and ho? They got that mess from you! They learned it by watching you. Explain to them why the shit they are doing is not ok and help them to be better people. Then talk to all of the idiots who were standing around watching this shit and cheering them on. Clean this shit up. Do that, and I'll buy your damn records and listen to you on the radio. Until then, go to hell. This shit is yorur fault.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Shit I Used To Believe

I USED to believe that the children were our future...

NOOOOOOOT so sure anymore.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Shit I Believe - inspired by T-Dot

-I believe that when you talk on your cell phone in public, that you are actually insecure, and are either faking it or actually having conversation with somebody to avoid interacting with people.

-I believe that morning radio shows have one purpose. To entertain me while I drive to work so I don't realize I'm actually driving to work. Not to tell me who to vote for or bring awareness to social and political issues. Just get me to work. That's why I love The Bert Show on Q100.

-I believe that birth control pills are 100% effective. And that the only reason they get that 100% rating is because some girl lied and said she took them when she really didn't.

-I've never seen a pink grape, so I believe that any wine that is pink is bullshit.

-I believe that any man that doesn't drink hard liquor or beer is gay.

-I believe that a man who barbecues on a gas grill should never be allowed to watch football again.

-I believe that fraternities and sororities are COLLEGE ORGANIZATIONS and that anybody who joins one after they have left college needs to find something else to do.

-I believe that any church pastor that doesn't have a full time 9-5 job is probably shady in some way

-I believe that when you go to a club, that the same people standing in line outside, are the same people that will be inside. So if you aren't having fun in the line, you should probably just bounce.

-I believe that a haircut should cost $20. No more, no less. That goes for everybody.

-I believe that there is always some truth to a rumor.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Some shit I read

"Anytime you take a food, dip it in batter and then deep fry it, you turn it into something that can be a bit hard on the gut. "

Yea also turn it into something beautiful.


Somebody just got fired. That shit never gets easier to see...especially when it's not deserved.

You know what I hate? I hate those chicken-shit ways of firing people. You know...shit like: "I know you are actively looking for a nother job but I think we need to go ahead and set a date for your departure." JUST FIRE THE DAMN PERSON ALREADY!